Blueberries piss me the fuck off
shmallows: imperfectwriting: all1sees: They’re BLUE. but mashed, they’re PURPLE?? AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN????? WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?! This has to be the most passionately metal description of a fruit ever. Sorcery!
Falling asleep on the train/bus...
lolzpicx: Expectation: Reality: STORY OF MY LIFE.
Washing my face
whatshouldwecallme: Expectation: Reality:
I don’t like basketball. Like, I cannot touch someone unless I’m punching them in the face.
ERMAGERD NEW IPHONE WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELFFFFFFFF ASDJFK;SFJAS;DFLKJF;LADSKFJ
shaggy2pope: i hope you accidentally jump down a ledge in pokemon and you have to go through grass to get back up