May 2013
5 posts
April 2013
17 posts
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
shmallows:
imperfectwriting:
all1sees:
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
This has to be the most passionately metal description of a fruit ever.
Sorcery!
Falling asleep on the train/bus...
lolzpicx:
Expectation:
Reality:
STORY OF MY LIFE.
Washing my face
whatshouldwecallme:
Expectation:
Reality:
March 2013
15 posts
2 tags
I don’t like basketball. Like, I cannot touch someone unless I’m punching them in the face.
ERMAGERD NEW IPHONE WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELFFFFFFFF ASDJFK;SFJAS;DFLKJF;LADSKFJ
February 2013
22 posts
shaggy2pope:
i hope you accidentally jump down a ledge in pokemon and you have to go through grass to get back up